"What? I'm just layin' here."
I live alone with my cat and she follows me everywhere or rather, she runs ahead everywhere I go. I have never beat her up the stairs, or down the stairs. She lays on the ironing board if I'm ironing. She lays on the table if I'm working there.
Every night when I go to bed she runs into the bedroom before me, jumps onto the bathroom counter and curls up in one of the sinks. She knows I'm going there to brush my teeth.